Project Manager: Okay guys, lets make an unmanned technologically advanced plants that are safe with high yield and LOW COST in less than a year( with a little number of engineer, no support groups (drafting, computer services, purchasing, etc) and a large number of managers).
Process Engineer: We need you to calculate and design a control valve with the 40 barg pressure drop in 2" line pipe under the choked flow condition.
Mechanical Engineer: We managed to purchase low cost packaged equipment without any electrical drawing, Could you make the shop drawing for us?
Electrical Engineer: We want to put electrical heat tracing on the UPS.
Piping Engineer: We forgot to isolate the pressure transmitter during hydrotest.
Safety Engineer: We want to put water sprinkles in the control room because its cheaper
Instrument Engineer: Arrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
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